Protege5 Kid
October 21st, 2002, 12:45 PM
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.
He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, may I ask where you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh' so she punched me in the face."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister, too.
I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pass me the sugar, honey". But I accidentally said, "You've ruined my whole fuckin' life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."
He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, may I ask where you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh' so she punched me in the face."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister, too.
I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pass me the sugar, honey". But I accidentally said, "You've ruined my whole fuckin' life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."