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CarDemon
October 18th, 2002, 07:45 AM
Despite the ridicule, snickering, weird looks, taunting, condescending glances and eyerolls. I have decided to break free from the bondage of peer pressure and being with the 'in-crowd'.

I have embarked on a journey and dream of launching GCPT. Ghetto Concept Performance Trends. The ideas and product lines are still in the developmental stage and they will be slowly showcased at TPC meets.

Yes, I will be re-inventing some existing wheels out there but in a unique and cheap fashion. I want to go back to the old school asian or perhaps Japanese philosophy/practise after WWII. Copy and make better. Then improve on the better. I want to apply the Shoalin discplines I'm learning and apply it to accesorizing my P5.

My current offering and project will be refining my COLDRAM*(*T.M.) INTAKE SYSTEM.
Other projects in the works will be the Long ShortThrowShifter, and the Center Console Armrest Extension for when thugs drive in style.

I'm not out for Profit, I probably don't even wanna sell my stuff.No one in their right upper middle class mind would want it anyway. My target market is the struggling lower midclass P5 owners who are just a stonesthrow from Slum Village.

I just want self respect and satisfaction from my innovation at a fraction of the cost from my Ghetto peeps.

I maybe looking into some child labour from S.E. Asia if there is a door pounding demand if my products are desired. But I don't think so!

I am creating a paradigm shift in the TPC performance aftermarket starting with myself.

Then showcase my stuff for February's Black History Month going down with the traffic light, air conditioner and other things, brotha's have invented.

I got my blessing from the Abbot, so I don't need any luck. http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif

mronions
October 18th, 2002, 08:07 AM
Fabulous idea!..... you should have a code of ethics drawn up for your innovative philosophical approach to modding.
How about a "price cap" limit of $35 or so for each project.....?
.... and time required for each mod is under....say..... 15min.....?
.... and level of education required to perform each mod be....4th grade....
.... or must be easy enough to do when under the influence of ..... fill-in-the-blank......


Also,... if you're ever in need of work, you could always get a job doing prop design for the RED GREEN SHOW.  http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

jgoertzen
October 18th, 2002, 11:56 AM
red green show.....i went to weeks ago.. http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif .......i like the idea of ghetto projects.....it's easier on us students.... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

MP5Navy
October 18th, 2002, 12:27 PM
"Guiness wishes, and Jerk Chicken dreams..."

A dream this WEST could only stir in a man who is inspired by phat assed booty short hos, 87 Accords painted in house paint, and drinking slug bottles of Colt45 in the park.

I salut your efforts Demon. In fact I hope that your ride will be the ghetto-est ride in the GTA!

If you look down your nose at this gifted Asian stuck in a big black man's body you are "crusin for a brusin" (had to use a farmside cliche so that they could understand).

CarDemon
October 18th, 2002, 01:41 PM
Hey y'all!
This ain't gonna be JunkYard Wars. It is a few notches up from that. I still have pride when the car needs to be serviced, keeping the warranty.

The socio-economic sword slashes some of us harder than others, and it is hard to level out the unevenplaying field trying to keep up with the Dave Kim's and the Mike Law's, ...,or better yet the UnLawfuls. http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/blush.gif

And yes, mroninions! I will develop some code of ethics and a price cap.
I was wondering if I have the moral support and understanding of my westside or any TPC peeps in general.

Who would support me by pasting my sticker on their car. 'Ghetto Concept Performance Trends'.?

Anyone?

MP5Navy
October 18th, 2002, 01:50 PM
I think
"Ghetto Koncept Per4mance Trendz" is a more ghetto name and would snag you some more looks from the girls who are impressed by the thugs.