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Protege5 Kid
October 10th, 2002, 03:10 PM
A well dressed blonde came in to my automotive shop and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and then another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She said "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one."

I gave the sweet blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked for a drawing of the missing piece. I was given back a drawing of a circle and in the middle of it was inscribed, 710. I then asked the customer to follow me to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" The blonde pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

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Mike_Moss
October 10th, 2002, 03:13 PM
i'm not registered...could you cut/paste? http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
YP5 Toronto
October 10th, 2002, 03:15 PM
ditto
Protege5 Kid
October 10th, 2002, 03:28 PM
Fixed it!
Mike_Moss
October 10th, 2002, 03:31 PM
bahahahahahaha.... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif
YP5 Toronto
October 10th, 2002, 03:32 PM
hahahaha!
jali-p5
October 10th, 2002, 03:45 PM
hahahaha.........that's a good one.......nearly broke out laughing in the middle of the office........hehehehe
CarDemon
October 10th, 2002, 03:48 PM
That's funny, but the truth of the matter is that some people DAER that way. http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
SunBurst-P5
October 10th, 2002, 03:53 PM
http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif That's hilarious!
Silvermp5
October 10th, 2002, 11:02 PM
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I am laughing so loud I think everyone woke up in my house.
MixedAznBoy
October 10th, 2002, 11:04 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! dats halarious!
Protege00
October 11th, 2002, 09:47 AM
lmao. I don't know what to say....the was hilarious. Almost started cracking up in the middle of the office... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif