WESTSIDE Exclusive Meet (Thursday Oct 23)

[MP5Navy]

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>This is a holla for a WESTSIDE Exclusive Meet on Thursday Oct 23rd.</span>

Although this meet is WESTSIDE Exclusive, it is however, open to the rookies of all the clans - Your status as a rookie will be determined by me, the Doggfather (That's right, I'm powa trippin'http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif.

The meet will take place in two parts to accommodate different needs and schedules.

Part 1 @ 7:30 - 9:30:
This is a time devoted to the rides of the WESTSIDE and the associated skills to drive in our hoods.  Think of it as a &quot;show n' shine&quot; girl meets &quot;dirty street driving skills&quot; boy.  From our Pre-Meet location we will drive to a secret location for the practicing of some basic autocrossing skill, overview heel-toe'ing, left foot braking, slalom tech, cornering tech, emergency braking, and launching.  Those that wish to participate can take instructions from some of our local street heroes and those that wish to watch can do so cuddling up to shiny rides, booming systems, and porn depicting screens.  We will most likely be making this experience very ghetto and WESTSIDE thug - so be prepared to eat take out from the trunk of your car and use your arm sleeve to wipe your dirty mug.

Part 2 @ 10:00 - ~1:00:
This part of the meet will focus on the people that drive these rides.  The WESTSIDE offers up plenty of character, humour, and generosity - If you don't think you are any one of the above - do yourself a favour and stay home cause even if you do come out we'll most likely make you feel like a unwanted dork.  This meet will take place at &quot;the other Office&quot; where we will be greeted by the images of sensuous silhouettes, creamy curves, and boomin' booty.  You will have a brief tutorial on how to be a gentleman and not a raging pervert - uhhh actually forget what I just said.

&quot;You can drink anything you want - as long as it's a Corona&quot;
No fag fancy brews - when you're with the WESTSIDE it's exclusively Corona.  This is a fucking family thing - I'm just worried that dork east, central, and farm rookies still won't understand...

This is the scene, this is the sport, and the lifestyle. Modding, driving, shit talkin, women, and the friendships - If you didn't know before you're about to recognize courtesy of the, <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>WESTSIDE</span></span>

Pre-Meet Info:
7:15 at the usual WESTSIDE pre-Meet location:
Timmies at Dixie and Amico (just one block north of Eglinton on the South-east corner)
http://members.rogers.com/pro5navy/premeet.jpg

This thread will be updated and moderated to ensure clarity

[MP5Navy]

List of attendees (please specify which part of the meet you will be attending):

Part 1
OGs, and G's:
1.  MP5Navy - Dave
2.  Doc_Sarcasm - Moe (dirty ol' man)
3.  E-Ditty - Eric (Havana Ho Monger)
4.  Pro Boy - Craig (Ultimate Casper Security)
5.  Dendl - Chris (Pulp Fiction Thug)
6.  JohnnyP5 - Ryan (Emotional Roller Coaster Man)
7.  Midnightblue97lx - Ryan (Domestic Drinker/Import Driver)
8.  Car Demon - Mike (Big Black Dude)
9.  Seadooguy - Richard (Leave early Man, Use diff sig Man, etc)
10. Kiwee - Kilian (O-Town baller)
11. WhiteOutP5 - Alex (Whip sounds without the turbo)
12. silver_P5 - Brennan (&quot;i'm in, i'm out&quot; this meet ain't double dutch YO!!! )
13. Evil Homer - Mike (Drifter X - into F150)
14. Lifford p5 - Serge (Mr. Celophane - too quiet http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif )
15. jeff1414 - Jeff (friendly ghost)
16. F8T@L SP33D - Mitch (Too expensive to get drunk)
17. ENVD P5 - Tom (Paul)
18. cruisinblackp5 - Mark (resident beer drinkin' OG)
19. superdave - dave - (auto x guru)
20. Bumblebee(Word!http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif - Deep (there in spirit)
21. KDawgONE - Kris (do i smell NoS??!!http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

WESTSIDE rookies:
1.  si 1 - Simon (&quot;I'm not a Honda wannabe&quot;)
2.  01ProtegeLX - Rafal (&quot;He's Gay!&quot; @ Treasures)
3.  oneflipp5 - Lee (&quot;you can never have enough lights&quot;)
4.  Protege5 Kid - Nick (original 6, but he ain't never done it westside stylez)
5.  drumsbeloud - Dave (scared of stripper/not sure if he is westside cause he ain't claiming no side guy)
6. thekid - name? (westside rookie, OG in training)

Non-WESTSIDE Rookies and Special guests:
1.  Bombshell - Sara (Bi-Curious Princess) + Kathy (Freak of nature - white girl with booty)
2.  Sexy Protege Lady - Marly (No doubt an Equestrian)
3.  Sky High - Jeremy (Polo shirt and Khaki man)
4.  Madshrapnomuffin - Otter (bitch ugly mofo)
5.  Bradalicious - Brad (J-Body Dumbestic man)
6.  tdot-mp5 - Name Unknown Clan Unknown
7.  sexyfriend of sexyprotegelady - Julia (Jizz dancer - sorry I mean Jazz)
8.  YP5 Toronto - Jason (boosted &amp; ready for some v-tec azz)
9.  hcsnoopy - name? (non-westside rookie, surrrred of strippas)

Part 2
OGs, and G's:
1.  MP5Navy - Dave
2.  Doc_Sarcasm - Moe (dirty ol' man)
3.  E-Ditty - Eric (Havana Ho Monger)
4.  Pro Boy - Craig (Ultimate Casper Security)
5.  Dendl - Chris (Pulp Fiction Thug)
6.  JohnnyP5 - Ryan (Emotional Roller Coaster Man)
7.  JakesP5 - Trev (Mr. Invisible until there's an opportunity to see nekkidness)
8.  Seadooguy - Richard (Leave early Man, Use diff sig Man, etc)
9.  Kiwee - Kilian (O-Town baller)
10. WhiteOutP5 - Alex (Whip sounds without the turbo)
11. silver_P5 - Brennan (&quot;i'm in, i'm out&quot; this meet ain't double dutch YO!!! )
12. Evil Homer - Mike (Drifter X - into F150)
13. Lifford p5 - Serge (Mr. Celophane - too quiet http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif )
14. jeff1414 - Jeff (friendly ghost)
15. F8T@L SP33D - Mitch (Too expensive to get drunk)
16. Chopstick Hero - Mike (Vice Pres. of clubbing n' drinkin)
17. ENVD P5 - Tom (Paul)
18. cruisinblackp5 - Mark (resident beer drinkin' OG)
19. superdave - dave - (auto x guru)
20. Bumblebee(Word!http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif - Deep (there in spirit)
21. KDawgONE - Kris (do i smell NoS??!!http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

WESTSIDE rookies:
1.  si 1 - Simon (&quot;I'm not a Honda wannabe&quot;)
2.  01ProtegeLX - Rafal (&quot;He's Gay!&quot; @ Treasures)
3.  oneflipp5 - Lee (&quot;you can never have enough lights&quot;)
4.  Protege5 Kid - Nick (original 6, but he ain't never done it westside stylez)
5. thekid - name? (westside rookie, OG in training)

Non-WESTSIDE Rookies and Special guests:
1.  Bombshell - Sara (Bi-Curious Princess) + Kathy (Freak of nature - white girl with booty)
2.  Sexy Protege Lady - Marly (No doubt an Equestrian)
3.  Sky High - Jeremy (Polo shirt and Khaki man)
4.  Madshrapnomuffin - Otter (bitch ugly mofo)
5.  Bradalicious - Brad (J-Body Dumbestic man)
6.  tdot-mp5 - Name Unknown Clan Unknown
7.  sexyfriend of sexyprotegelady - Julia (Jizz dancer - sorry I mean Jazz)
8.  KeeWee - Ms. C K (i have a special place for you...... ON MY LAP)
9.  YP5 Toronto - Jason (boosted &amp; ready for some v-tec azz)

[kiwee]

i am now moderating this post until the blessed one returns!

[midnightblue97lx]

You may (or may not) want to put me down as Might not be able to show.
Work sucks. I worked 12 hours monday, 17 hours yesterday and 13 hours today. I might be passed out dead bythe time it comes time to go tomorrow.

[feedb4ck]

you can remove me from the list - i hate to do this, mainly cuz i havent hung westside style for a while, but alas, i'm going to the puddle of mud concert on Sat... and gonna need all my cash for that night...

sorry all... and someone buy Dave and Kilian a couple coronas for me....

[YP5 Toronto]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (madshrapnomuffin @ Oct. 23 2003,09:07)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">you can remove me from the list - i hate to do this, mainly cuz i havent hung westside style for a while, but alas, i'm going to the puddle of mud concert on Sat... and gonna need all my cash for that night...

sorry all... and someone buy Dave and Kilian a couple coronas for me....[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
so.....come out to the pre-meet...or part 1 at least!

[kiwee]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (YP5 Toronto @ Oct. 23 2003,10:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (madshrapnomuffin @ Oct. 23 2003,09:07)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">you can remove me from the list - i hate to do this, mainly cuz i havent hung westside style for a while, but alas, i'm going to the puddle of mud concert on Sat... and gonna need all my cash for that night...

sorry all... and someone buy Dave and Kilian a couple coronas for me....[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
so.....come out to the pre-meet...or part 1 at least![/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
werd! we want your pizza eatin' ass there!!!

oh yeah.... BURRRRRRRRRRP i mean uhhh, BUMP!!!

[dr_sarcasm]

You all have 5hrs left to cancel. All sane and saintly people are encouraged to do so - as we take no responsibility to the moral corruption that will ensue, thus damning your soul to eternal Hell.



dr_&quot;that was a public service announcement&quot;_sarcasm.

[Logan]

boo to you all

Today is my Mother's birthday...

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Logan @ Oct. 23 2003,1:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">boo to you all

Today is my Mother's birthday...[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Does she like strippers?

http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif



dr_&quot;bring her along&quot;_sarcasm.

[kiwee]

this post is make it official.......
let the post whoring begin!!!
hey doug, you gonna let moe talk about yo mamma like that?

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (kiwee @ Oct. 23 2003,1:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">hey doug, you gonna let moe talk about yo mamma like that?[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
I never said anything bad about his momma! Climb back into your little rainbow-colored clown car and honk-honk your way back to Sucksville (i.e. Marriageville).

Actually, how the hell did you get outta the cellar: you know that nobody wants to look at anything uglier than the lesions on Quasimodo's hump.



dr_&quot;but your momma, whole different story&quot;_sarcasm.

P.S. http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[kiwee]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (dr_sarcasm @ Oct. 23 2003,2:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (kiwee @ Oct. 23 2003,1:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">hey doug, you gonna let moe talk about yo mamma like that?[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
I never said anything bad about his momma!  Climb back into your little rainbow-colored clown car and honk-honk your way back to Sucksville (i.e. Marriageville).

Actually, how the hell did you get outta the cellar: you know that nobody wants to look at anything uglier than the lesions on Quasimodo's hump.



dr_&quot;but your momma, whole different story&quot;_sarcasm.

P.S.  http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
funny you should mention lesions....... i am just trying to beat the ones on yo face!!!
yeah, take that you hairy ape!
shit, i think i just overstepped my boundaries.......

mr_&quot;sitting in his cubicle wondering just what the hell he got himself into&quot;_kiwee.

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (kiwee @ Oct. 23 2003,2:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">funny you should mention lesions....... i am just trying to beat the ones on yo face!!!
yeah, take that you hairy ape!
shit, i think i just overstepped my boundaries.......

mr_&quot;sitting in his cubicle wondering just what the hell he got himself into&quot;_kiwee.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
HAHA!

Hi Kilian. How are you? How is that flesh-eating parasite that infected your brain? Has it starved to death yet? Anyways, let's dispense with social pleasantries: Take a chair; face the blackboard, and pay attention while I explain the 'Theory Of Why You Are A Pitiful Fuckweasel' to you.

Now, I concede that some of what you wrote was mildly amusing, but only the parts where you mimicked my style in the clumsy and comical manner of an uncomprehending ape mimicking Grigorovich's ballet choreographies at the Bolshoi.


dr_&quot;fakk am I bored stiff over here - let's start the 'your momma' jokes next&quot;_sarcasm.

P.S. Your momma so dirty, she uses Drain-O to douche.

[si_1]

Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!

[kiwee]

okay! tha battle has been won by you, &quot;dr. i wannabe mr. burns and pork smithers&quot;
however, flipping through my &quot;your momma joke&quot; book, i stumbled across a pic of your mom and realized it was her life's work in a form of a biography.

[kiwee]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (si_1 @ Oct. 23 2003,3:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test![/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
stay outta this one rook, or we gon light your ass on FIYA!!!

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (kiwee @ Oct. 23 2003,3:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">however, flipping through my &quot;your momma joke&quot; book, i stumbled across a pic of your mom and realized it was her life's work in a form of a biography.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
The only reason yo momma shaves her bikini is to make swatting the crabs easier...



dr_&quot;thank you, thank you, I'm here 'till Friday folks&quot;_sarcasm.

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (si_1 @ Oct. 23 2003,3:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test![/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Yo momma's pussy so rancid, if you threw it up in the air, it'd come back down as acid rain.



dr_&quot;ah, it's the little things in life that keep me amused&quot;_sarcasm.

[kiwee]

should we go with malcolm x and the landing pad?
or should i do the old yo mammas so fat shamu had to give up her tank so she could swim.

[kiwee]

oh oh oh oh 1 more...... yo mamma is soooo damn stank she uses raid for deoderant! BYATCH!

[WhiteOutP5]

well i am still at school (york uni), minutes away from the second venue of the night. I'm not going to make it out to the first part anymore but will definatly be at the second part, i'm not going to miss the whole show again, see everyone there around 10

if anyone has any toprotege.com stickers in their posession i will take them off of your hands for the new p5, and yes i know tax supplies them but i thought i'd ask just in case

[jeff1414]

ok i dunno whos modding this post.. if its still kilian or if daves doing it.... but my status is now a maybe... i dont have a car today... YET.... dad stole it today, so i car pooled with buddy.

hes in a meeting.. so dunno wut time he'll b home but i SHOULD b able to attend part 2
sorry

[F8T@L SP33D]

Well I am still stuck at work. Down town the T Dot all day so need to get somethings done before I leave. Not sure how long Ill be here. Try and make it to part to...maybe someone can PM me the directions to Location 2....or where you are going after Timmies. Let me know and Ill see if I can make it...Sorry Guys

[MP5Navy]

I've taken care of Mitch.

I don't know wtf happened to the quality of this post but it's fucking confusing! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif

[ChopstickHero]

damn... what time is it? i should get going .... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[jeff1414]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Oct. 23 2003,7:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I've taken care of Mitch.

I don't know wtf happened to the quality of this post but it's fucking confusing!  http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
dave im gonna try to make to part 2... i dunno if u read my post...
i currently dont have a car.... im waiting on that......

[kiwee]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Oct. 23 2003,7:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I've taken care of Mitch.

I don't know wtf happened to the quality of this post but it's fucking confusing!  http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>

what is confusing?

[ChopstickHero]

WESTSIDE meet wrap up here (http://msg.toprotege.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=11;t=9328)