WANTED: One Male Dancer...

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I'm part of a dance group and we have a show to do in May and we need one more guy dancer in our group...

The show will be held at this place called Smokey Joe's and it's for a friend of ours who's doing a some kinda show and she needs us as backup dancers..

Training starts in October/November...it's gonna be a 1 & 1/2 hour show, mostly hip hop and r&b music...what we do is similar to Janet Jackson dancing...so if anyone's interested...please let me know

thanks




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[MP5Navy]

I'm 5'3'' and weight 230lbs but i really like to dance! Can i be part of your dance troop?

you willing to go to dance practices that last 4 hours at a time, that are held 4-5 times a week? if you are and you really seriously wanna do this pm me... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[MP5Navy]

I can't think of a better way to lose weight (sweat it up a bit) and meet women at the same time. Although some might say I'm fat and short, I'd like to think I'm pretty strong. If you need me to do lifts (like lift a girl into the air) I can do it - no problems. Where do we practice? I get thirsty so I need a fountain or something. I also get hungry after a work out so is there any food nearby? I think I'll also have to bring my respirator cause I kinda have a mild case of Asthma.

Should I buy some practice clothes? I usually wear sweat pants (elastic waist is comfortable on my 44'' waist). But I'd be willing to wear the tighter spandex stuff if that were the uniform - but I'm guessing you would wear jeans and stuff cause it's hip-hop stuff right?

I'm so excited that I'm getting short of breath. But don't worry I'll ask my doctor if it's okay for me to do all that dancing.

LOL...come on are you really serious?? i mean we really need another guy in the group...basically we just do co-ordinated dance..like Janet Jackson's Miss you Much or If...or like B2K kinda stuff...like that...and no there's no lifts and we practice in the studio or at ppl's houses...

are you serious? :|

[deejayspinz]

I can dance, but only if you let me wear this!? (sorry - could not resist).

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[jali-p5]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (deejayspinz @ Sep. 24 2002,2:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I can dance, but only if you let me wear this!? (sorry - could not resist).

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aym a sexy sexy maan.......mmmmmmm....mmmmmmm........hehehehe........

[mronions]

Heh heh heh,.........!

dudes,.... give the poor lady a break, all together now,... that's a one anda two anda three and four with the left foot back and yer butt out the door.... do a shuffle back in, and giver some more.

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Sep. 24 2002,1:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm 5'3'' and weight 230lbs but i really like to dance!  Can i be part of your dance troop?[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...[gurgle][choke]
[sputter]

That's right boys and girls - 'ol Davey is in shape (round is a shape...)

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dr_sarcasm.

[P5 2 NV]

Dave you crack me up. Your way to funny for your own good.

[KeeWee]

I don't know about Dave being round...maybe portly...and I noticed he failed to mention how smurferrific he can be...Dave, I can lend you my Go-Go boots...

[MP5Navy]

I've seen the size of your feet CandyAss and I don't think that even I could fill them out. Your long assed legs have hoof - like proportions!

I wish you guys/girls wouldn't make fun of my weight. Tomorrow I have to go in for a suspension alignment - I find the cornering to the left to be wicked but when I turn right the car nearly flips....

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Sep. 24 2002,11:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I've seen the size of your feet CandyAss and I don't think that even I could fill them out.  Your long assed legs have hoof - like proportions!

I wish you guys/girls wouldn't make fun of my weight.  Tomorrow I have to go in for a suspension alignment - I find the cornering to the left to be wicked but when I turn right the car nearly flips....[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
You know what, it doesn't matter about your size...as long as you can dance...even if you can move like that Hello Kitty Kee Wee's got up under her nick...it's all good...my dance group can mold ya into a Janet Jackson dancer... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[MP5Navy]

Mold me into a Janet Jackson dancer? I'm more like the Rod Stewart type in tight pants - but whatever. When do I audition, cause if it's this week I dunno if I'll get my order of Trim Spa on time to slim down.

&quot;If you want my body.... And you think I'm sexy..... C'mon baby let me knowwww....&quot;

[lizard]

Davey you are 5.3&quot;, damn those shoes looked tall at the slalom but I had no idea. So when you drive do you wear wooden cubes like the kid in Indiana Jones,

Besides you look so good in your avatar.....

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Sep. 25 2002,12:09)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Mold me into a Janet Jackson dancer?  I'm more like the Rod Stewart type in tight pants - but whatever.  When do I audition, cause if it's this week I dunno if I'll get my order of Trim Spa on time to slim down.

&quot;If you want my body.... And you think I'm sexy..... C'mon baby let me knowwww....&quot;[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
ok...maybe we can try to mold you into a spice girl..in that case are you willing to wear sequence clothes being held together by string? http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[jgoertzen]

sorry ...can't help ya.......the only way i have rhythm....is horizontally ... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif










WESTSIDE

[Gen1GT]

I can dance..does the running man, roger rabbit, and the robot count for anything? Besides, even if I don't make the crew, can I come and watch you guys practice...in your tight body suits, cut off shirts....all sweaty and shiny....grr baby, very grr!

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[Protege00]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gen1GT @ Sep. 25 2002,2:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Besides, even if I don't make the crew, can I come and watch you guys practice...in your tight body suits, cut off shirts....all sweaty and shiny....grr baby, very grr![/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
I really, really, really, hope you are talking about the female dancers in that sentence... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[Gen1GT]

D'OH! And here I though my grammar and sentence structure was perfect. By guys, I meant 'youse guys', as in you people, as in....ah hell, I might as well kick open that closet door...I mean...ah..did I hit enter?

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[Gen1GT]

Ya, you caught that eh? Well, just let me redeem myself. Cosford is my fathers' adopted name. His real last name is Thibault. Which makes me a Thibault genetically. But should I be proud of being French?

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Gen1 WHAT!!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gen1GT @ Sep. 25 2002,2:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I can dance..does the running man, roger rabbit, and the robot count for anything? Besides, even if I don't make the crew, can I come and watch you guys practice...in your tight body suits, cut off shirts....all sweaty and shiny....grr baby, very grr!

legal disclaimer: anything said, or implied in the preceding message, was not meant to harm, offend, reject or insult anyone on the TOprotege.com message board. I apologize in advance for any such implications...[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
We'd be fine with that...if watchin' guys in tights and cut off tees is your thing...cuz i know that the girls in mah group where baggy sweats, runners, but i'm sure I can convice the guys to dress in tight clothes for ya...but they'd prolly want you to strip for them while wrapping yourself around a pole...

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[Gen1GT]

Qui est ton pere?

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[jgoertzen]

gen 1 watt?


i don't get it..:/

[jgoertzen]

that stupid smillie didn't work...dammit
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[Gen1GT]

lol..I guess it's some urban Detroit slang.. First you choose a word you're proud of(it started by uttering where you're from), then by 'what'

as in Hamilton what!
or TOProtege what!

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[jali-p5]

WUT what? hahahaha

[MP5Navy]

Mike, tu sei italiano? Io parlo un poco d'italiano perche io studato italiano in universite. Mi piace la cibo, le donne, e le machine italiano ma i uomi sono male.

[MP5Navy]

Demain, je mange les filles a Treasures. J'aime la &quot;bouche&quot;! Je fare &quot;bouche&quot; toujour. La &quot;bouche&quot; est chouette! LOL

Grade 9 French all over again..... &quot;ah ZUT&quot;

[jali-p5]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Sep. 25 2002,5:03)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Demain, je mange les filles a Treasures.  J'aime la &quot;bouche&quot;! Je fare &quot;bouche&quot; toujour.  La &quot;bouche&quot; est chouette! LOL

Grade 9 French all over again..... &quot;ah ZUT&quot;[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
i love the &quot;mouth&quot;! i make &quot;mouth&quot; every day! The &quot;mouth&quot; is owl!

WTF you talking about???

[MP5Navy]

Jean...

In grade 9 I would always chuckle when I heard 'bouche&quot; cause it sounds like 'bush' (as in ChoCha/Punani).  Guess you just had to be there when my FAT (not PHAT) French teacher said 'bouche'.

&quot;fare&quot; is 'do' isn't it?
AND
&quot;chouette&quot; is 'cool' nes pas?

[prote_joe5]

I uomi sono male?!  Ma, tu sei mato!  Noi siamo perfetto.

[jgoertzen]

je ne parlez pas francais...

[Silvermp5]

Dave ce que tu dis ne fais pas de sens, je parle français mais je ne pas compris ce que tu as écrit

[jali-p5]

je pense qu'il parle un peux de franglais......et c'est vraiment amusant si tu lis les mots comme cella......

dave:
&quot;fare&quot; as in &quot;faire&quot; means &quot;to do&quot;, you're right....my bad....but it can also mean &quot;to make&quot;
&quot;chouette&quot; can either mean that you are in agreements (sorta), but also refers to an owl.....

OMG!!!

How did me looking for a dancer for the group turn into french/italian lessons? http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

LOL...oh well, you guys are a bunch of warpers...but a cute bunch... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Silvermp5]

This what happens in this club, especially when you have Dave involved http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/bs.gif

[Gen1GT]

Gen1 WUT!(better Mike?) Ya, we tend to ramble on don't we? How's the dancer search going Sushi?

[jali-p5]

there we go again......scared off another member........oops.........hahahahaa

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Sep. 25 2002,4:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Mike, tu sei italiano?  Io parlo un poco d'italiano perche io studato italiano in universite.  Mi piace la cibo, le donne, e le machine italiano ma i uomi sono male.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
...that wasn't bad at all - passable, very passable...

dr_sarcasm.

[jgoertzen]

you think that is odd...check out the osmosis post....LOL http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[MixedAznBoy]

i break but i find hip hop dancin way to HARD!
nice meatin u at the meet yesterday.. u thought i was 20! suuweet =P

[lil_sushi]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (mike_moss @ Sep. 26 2002,10:38)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Guest @ Sep. 26 2002,09:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">OMG!!!

How did me looking for a dancer for the group turn into french/italian lessons? http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

LOL...oh well, you guys are a bunch of warpers...but a cute bunch... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
*backs away slowly*  t'wasn't me![/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
It was ALL your FAULT!!! *pointing a finger at you*

j/k...it's all good...i think it's funny how there's 5 pages of posts here and about 2 of them aren't even in english..LOL...

Gen1GT: the search? not too good..everyone here and at the other forum's keep warping topics...it's ok though...i'm sure we'll find someone... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif