Problems putting air into tires

[KeeWee]

Hey guys! I've had this problem for awhile now. Usually it happens on the front two tires. Everytime I try to pump air into them, i can't get a good seal around the valve and air always comes out. I can never hear any air going in. I have gone to about 3 gas stations in a row, same problem. I've checked my valve for any dirt or debris that is caught, or if the pin is bent, but everything seems to be in place. I even check the air pump, that's ok.

any ideas why i can't get a good seal? I move the pump around, but it will not work at any angle!!! I hate trying more gas stations, i just keep losing tire pressure! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

[MP5Navy]

I have advised many women on how to get a good seal on my stem.

Pretend like you're sucking a popsicle.  Lips apply even pressure sealing the popsicle in your puckered mouth.  Make sure that the teeth are tucked up so you don't injure the stem.  Suck gently - no need to cave in your forehead.  Ensure that the stem is wet as this will aid in creating the seal around the shaft.  Now stroke your mouth down the shaft - no need to push in too deep but occasionaly you should go deep to break pace and to add the pleasure of anticipation.  As you have two free hands use one hand to grasp around the stem and stroke either with your mouth or in opposition to the direction of your mouth.  Again be sure to use plenty of saliva - if your guy is into it, spit on his stem like a dirty whore while you look him in his eyes and say "I want you to cum on my tits".  The stroke should occasionaly alter between deep and short, hard and soft, tight and loose, fast and slow or a combination of these methods.  By alternating your style of stroke, suction, and depth of penetration you will have your man recovering in pleasure to every unanticipated move.  As you switch methods watch your man's reactions and adjust the frequency of style changes accordingly.  If your mouth tires then take a break and use only your hands cause if your mouth is tired you're not giving good quality head.  

As you take your break continue stroking stem and heck even throw in some ball massaging or ass grabbing - also feel free to touch parts of yourself while moaning cause this is a major turn on.  Since your face is out of his crotch look him in the eyes occasionaly and ask him how he feels in a hushed dirty out of breath whisper ex:"You like when I'm stroking your cock? Yeah.... you fucking pervert"  

Remember; always start up slow and build up to the speed he feels most aroused at.

You can take a breather mid way through oral but ensure that your mouth works the last 15% of his session. There are many things you can finish with - I will offer two options.  You can either choose to use your mouth to finish him and swallow only after you have shown him that your mouth is full of his cum. Or you can opt to take your mouth off him and use your hands.  One way is to place yourself just infront and below his stem to ensure a proper money shot.  Look up at him with innocent bambi eyes while your mouth pouts for his candy drops.  Encourgae him to demean you ex: "Papi... I want you to cum all over my face...".  When he cums be prepared to stop an avalanche of cum with your face but never look disgusted, humoured, or surprised - be a champ cause your rocked his world.  While he gasps for breath congradulate him ex: "oooooh yeah.... you're a good boy...."


Hope this helps with the "stem" problems.
I'm not perverted or sick but I just know how to read between the lines when CandyAss posts....
Good luck!

P.S. If you pay attention to the quotes you must realize you are fulfilling every psycho-fantasy a man has in bed.
With the first quote you play the part of a dirty willing whore. With the second quote you play the part of a dominatrix. The third quote you play out the innocent girl role looking for an authority figure. Lastly you congradulate him like his momma would.

[Logan]

...um...

OR you can go to any competant tire shop and have them examine your valves. They may need to be replaced.

Dave, I can picture you laughing your ass off while you wrote that.

[Bumblebee(Word!)]

i'm sure he was laughing hard.. cause i fell off my chair!!

hahahahaha..

"Dave, you definitely show that you watch your product as well as sign it out to other Westside members!!"

that made my day.. lol...

"the third alternative ending could be the ever-popular Pearl Necklace, as the smiling from the girl is soo much better since you gave her some jewelry" http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif

[ProBoy]

I'm shocked!

Anyway, I had the same problem on my M/B. The peg inside the stem wouldn't open the valve properly. You may just need to get it replaced.

[kiwee]

dave's the man! too damn funny!
anyways, keewee, your nipple is bent (as funny as that sounds). the nipple inside your valve stem is bent. this happens when you are putting tire pressure in and you take away the air hose quickly on an angle. you can go to any tire shop and they will replace them for a small fee. be more careful when putting air in dammit!

[ChopstickHero]

LOL... that was the dirtiest post ever! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif

anyways, keewee, you MAY have a problem with your stem, but almost all the pumps out there are busted. when i put my stock tires back on after winter, i had to go to 4 different gas stations before i found a good pump that works. if anybody in the WESTSIDE wants to know, the Sunoco air pump at Erin Mills Pkwy and Dundas is perfect cuz it's shielded by the elements.

[ALS-protege]

Almost related problem...
I cannot remove the caps on 2 tires...
Me and Chops tried...

Any Suggestions???

[Logan]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ALS-protege @ July 17 2003,1:03)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Any Suggestions???[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Teeth.

Release the vicious neanderthal that resides inside us all. Let anger do the work that brains and opposable thumbs can't.

Or try a pair of pliars?

[Sky_high]

I knew soon as I saw this post, that Dave would have an explaination on a 'how-to' using a metaphor.

Alex, your post is irrelavant to this thread!!! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif (J/K man)

[KeeWee]

Dave.....you're awful....LOL

did anyone else need a cold shower? Damn, I need to post more often...Dave always finds something pornographic about anything that comes out of my mouth... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif Glad to know that he sees me this way.... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/inlove.gif

[Logan]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KeeWee @ July 17 2003,2:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">something pornographic about anything that comes out of my mouth[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Should I?

Naw, leave it for Dave...

[MP5Navy]

CandyAss you are the only girl here that I like to play with. You're intelligence makes you delicious to me. I also like the fact that you're so straight and conservative in public but when the two of us are alone you play the part of &quot;Perverted Grade 4 teacher giving my Detention&quot;.

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ July 17 2003,2:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">...but when the two of us are alone you play the part of &quot;Perverted Grade 4 teacher giving my Detention&quot;.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Ooooooooooooo does she spank you with her ruler the way she does me?




dr_&quot;...yes teacher, I've been a bad, baaaaaaaaaaaad boy...&quot;_sarcasm.

[CarDemon]

Candice you should know better than to post that.Tsk,tsk,tsk. My only suggestions which you have probably done are...

&quot;Have you taken off the valve covers when trying to apply air?&quot;

&quot;Did you press the &quot;ON&quot; button on the machines for air to come out?&quot;

Just joking my dear, I know you are much better than that.

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (CarDemon @ July 17 2003,4:28)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Just joking my dear, I know you are much better than that.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Well, she is...



dr_&quot;in all my wet dreams&quot;_sarcasm.

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[KeeWee]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ July 17 2003,2:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">CandyAss you are the only girl here that I like to play with.  You're intelligence makes you delicious to me.  I also like the fact that you're so straight and conservative in public but when the two of us are alone you play the part of &quot;Perverted Grade 4 teacher giving my Detention&quot;.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
It's just part of my charm...and Dave, you're the only guy here I let play with me... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/inlove.gif

[KeeWee]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (dr_sarcasm @ July 17 2003,4:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">...but when the two of us are alone you play the part of &quot;Perverted Grade 4 teacher giving my Detention&quot;.<span id='postcolor'>
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ooooooooooooo does she spank you with her ruler the way she does me?

dr_&quot;...yes teacher, I've been a bad, baaaaaaaaaaaad boy...&quot;_sarcasm.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
I save the metal ruler for Moe....leaves a beauty of a mark..
I'm such a different person out of the classroom...
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[KeeWee]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (CarDemon @ July 17 2003,4:28)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Candice you should know better than to post that.Tsk,tsk,tsk. My only suggestions which you have probably done are...

&quot;Have you taken off the valve covers when trying to apply air?&quot;

&quot;Did you press the &quot;ON&quot; button on the machines for air to come out?&quot;[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
I'm gripping the hose as tightly as I can with both hands. I wiggle it a little bit to check for fitting, and just when I think the mouth of the valve has complete coverage it becomes a bit slack in my hands and I have to readjust. I work up quite a sweat as I am crouched down as low as I can go while maintaining proper balance. The harder I grip the hose, the harder it becomes to control, but I don't want to give it too much slack...Perhaps I am using too much force during my excitement to get filled up....I must be gentle and curb my enthusiasm while pumping...perhaps there is too much moisture in the valve, which is causing the firm contact to slip and lose its tight grip?

What am I doing wrong?  http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/dontgetit.gif

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KeeWee @ July 17 2003,5:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm gripping the hose as tightly as I can with both hands. I wiggle it a little bit to check for fitting, and just when I think the mouth of the valve has complete coverage it becomes a bit slack in my hands and I have to readjust. I work up quite a sweat as I am crouched down as low as I can go while maintaining proper balance. The harder I grip the hose, the harder it becomes to control, but I don't want to give it too much slack...

What am I doing wrong?  http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/dontgetit.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
ROFLMFAO!!!!!

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dr_&quot;me thinks Davey has met his match...&quot;_sarcasm.

P.S. CandyAss, get rid of Scotty... http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/love/1luvu.gif

[KeeWee]

Me? Davey's match? Hell No....I'm not trying to match anyone... I'm too shy...tee hee hee...

http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif but when you get me going.... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KeeWee @ July 17 2003,6:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif but when you get me going.... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
...I think I like that idea...




dr_&quot;I'd really like to get you...going, that is...&quot;_sarcasm.

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