View Full Version : New Guy here..
September 12th, 2002, 09:47 PM
Hi Gang, Josh Cosford here, and I'm new to the club. I'm 27, and I live way out west, in Hamilton. I drive a 1993 Mazda Protege GT(142 000km), which is pretty rare, and only made in Canada. Just like the Canadian GT, based on the 2002 ES, it is really just giving us Canadian customers what the Americans already had. My GT is really just the American LX, which has the BP-DE DOHC motor(125 hp & 114 lb/ft torque), 4 wheel discs, 14" alloys and all the power options(unfortunately, mine has no AC). What the Canadian GT has though, which makes it strictly Canadian, is the sport interior, standard rear spoiler, and cheesy red, exterior moulding trim(which I plan to keep, just as the GTs signature). What is unique also, is the that it has the same front end, which a year later, became standard on all Proteges. It has the 323 style hood, and headlights.
The car is pretty quick, and the handling is amazing. It's nearly neutral, and I can invoke lift-throttle oversteer driving at the edge(partly due to the fact, I have far better tires on the front, but it's still lots of fun). Braking isn't neck-snapping, but it's adequete, and there are lots of upgrades available for the Gen 1. One more thing. If I dare to part with $4200, I can drop in the BP-ZET, which in its best form, puts out about 210 hp....hehe..maybe one day.
Feel free to ask me any questions about my car, or the 1st Generation(this car, is the Grand-dad to all you P5, ES and dare I say, most directly to MP3 guys), as I know quite a bit about them. Hey, and if you ever want to take it for a boot, just let me know...I won't say no...I'll say, "Don't be afraid of the redline..."
YP5 Toronto
September 12th, 2002, 09:54 PM
Josh,
Welcome to the club. Nice to have you here.
ALS-protege
September 12th, 2002, 09:57 PM
Hey Josh
Welcome dude...
Keep checking the site for any up coming Meets...
There is a lot of members on the westside...
September 12th, 2002, 10:14 PM
Thanks guys, I'm on the site all the time since I discovered it earlier in the week....
MP5Navy
September 12th, 2002, 10:22 PM
Welcome Josh. Thanks for the history on the Gen 1. I have little knowledge of the other gens of Pros. Most of us have the Pro5 but it's great when the other models and gens get out to the meets!
Oh and BTW as you are from the Steel Town you better add WESTSIDE to your sig. Welcome to the clan.
Fhemto
September 12th, 2002, 10:29 PM
Welcome welcome!! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Need more eastside people!!
September 12th, 2002, 10:33 PM
How do I add the Westside Banner?("You West Side?? I FAR West Side...." funny to those who have seen How High)
MP5Navy
September 12th, 2002, 10:39 PM
You can use any banner you wish but just write in your sig that you are WESTSIDE
There is a big rivalry between us and THEM.....
September 12th, 2002, 10:43 PM
How's this? (Does the Eastside posse automatically hate me now?)
MP5Navy
September 12th, 2002, 10:48 PM
Never use capitals letters to refer to other clans....
The eastside (east of DVP south of Steeles) thinks you car is a shit-box.
farmside (north of Steeles) thinks you're a shit-box.
central (south steeles bordered by Jane and DVP) would like to eat your shit-box.
That's the bottom line.
WESTSIDE!!! TOP O DA FOOD CHAIN!!!
(Of course you may think this is a joke Josh but we knife fight and crack heads at our general meets)
Fhemto
September 12th, 2002, 10:49 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gen1GT @ Sep. 12 2002,11:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">How's this? (Does the Eastside posse automatically hate me now?)[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Yes, with a vengeance. so watch out! lol http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif
7plymaple
September 12th, 2002, 10:51 PM
No we dont hate you but you along with the rest of the westsiders will grow to hate us when you see how much better we are. http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
dr_sarcasm
September 12th, 2002, 10:52 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Sep. 12 2002,11:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">(Of course you may think this is a joke Josh but we knife fight and crack heads at our general meets)[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
You forgot to mention that we also steal their girlfriends/sisters/moms because Westsiders are sooooooooooo good looking.
dr_sarcasm.
P.S. Welcome to the club Gen1GT.
7plymaple
September 12th, 2002, 10:58 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You forgot to mention that we also steal their girlfriends/sisters/moms because we're sooooooooooo good looking.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
You dont get them because of your looks.....we give em to ya because they cant cook!
September 12th, 2002, 10:59 PM
Looks like I'm to have to let my car/driving skills do the talking at road coarses/drag strips....
Protege5 Kid
September 13th, 2002, 07:19 AM
Josh it's not about how fast your car is
or how good it looks....
It's all about how many bitches you can bring
to the meets.
Being from Westside better yet hamilton, i'm sure
all you have find are Skinny White girls, that are
missing a few teeth!
But i have nothing but Love....welcome to the club
Nice to see Protege enthuistics(sp?) join!
MP5Navy
September 13th, 2002, 07:39 AM
"It's all about how many bitches you can bring
to the meets."
Hey Nick. The guy that has been coming to the meets with you is your bitch? They build em ugly up in the eastside....
jali-p5
September 13th, 2002, 07:51 AM
How is it that every time, these posts just seem to go off on this totally different tangent?? how?? hahahaha.......funny s*** though!!
WESTSIDE RULES!! Welcome to clan, bats + steel rods are also welcome to our meets. http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif bleach works best to remove the stains.........
Protege5 Kid
September 13th, 2002, 07:52 AM
Funny cause he lives on the Westside!! Lol
all my buddys do! And there all ugly. Somthing
bad in the Air on that side of town!
MP5Navy
September 13th, 2002, 09:12 AM
Nick you buddy lives in the WESTSIDE? HUH? Where? If he dressed like that in the WESTSIDE he would be a social outcast. Thugs would make fun of him. Our ladies would look down their noses at him. Even the kids would pass him by when selling their weed.... It's not wonder why he chooses to play with an eastside rat....
In defence of the WESTSIDE I'll tell you that your friend is the only person out here who even dares to wear a baseball hat with padding at the front and an open mesh backing. LOL
Protege5 Kid
September 13th, 2002, 09:22 AM
Pharell from the Neptunes sports that look too!
He's in a band...which explains the clothing...all
musians dress weird!
Aleast his whole wardrobe didn't coming out
of Square One like some of you West side people...
Note to westside people: There are other places
to find gear other than Footlocker and Walmart!
MP5Navy
September 13th, 2002, 09:35 AM
I know that some people BUY clothes from GoodWill and Valu Village but I tend to drop off my old clothes there. Here's a thought. Instead of all you eastside kids trekking it to the local Salvation Army why don't the WESTSIDE cats just give you our old clothes at the next meet.
I was just kidding about your friend Nick. I knew that he was a musician (did he say he played the triangle or the tamborine?) and I completely understand why he dresses the way he does. After all if I did as many drugs as a musician I would dress like that too.
Protege5 Kid
September 13th, 2002, 09:41 AM
I take no offence - but he will!
He happens to be your biggest fan! Every time
he's at a meet with you there, he's cracking up at
everything you say and keeps looking at me and
saying - that guys is sooooo fuking funny!
I call and East vs. West fashion show!
dr_sarcasm
September 13th, 2002, 12:16 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Protege5 Kid @ Sep. 13 2002,10:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">He happens to be your biggest fan! Every time
he's at a meet with you there, he's cracking up at
everything you say and keeps looking at me and
saying - that guys is sooooo fuking funny![/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Oh oh...
Dave has a new admirer...
Whatever will Amy and Candyass do - their man is being coveted by someone else?
http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
dr_sarcasm.
KeeWee
September 13th, 2002, 04:23 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (dr_sarcasm @ Sep. 13 2002,1:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Dave has a new admirer...
Whatever will Amy and Candyass do - their man is being coveted by someone else?[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Man? man? what man...i see no man...Dave has cute smurf-like qualities...
SunBurst-P5
September 13th, 2002, 04:31 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KeeWee @ Sep. 13 2002,5:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (dr_sarcasm @ Sep. 13 2002,1:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Dave has a new admirer...
Whatever will Amy and Candyass do - their man is being coveted by someone else?[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Man? man? what man...i see no man...Dave has cute smurf-like qualities...[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Oh I do agree! Dave may be funny, but he's not my man! LOL http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
dr_sarcasm
September 13th, 2002, 06:05 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KeeWee @ Sep. 13 2002,5:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Man? man? what man...i see no man...Dave has cute smurf-like qualities...[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
"Smurf-like" qualities??
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
I do wish I had gotten to Wednesday's meet sooner - I would have enjoyed watching you two banter away.
dr_sarcasm.
dr_sarcasm
September 13th, 2002, 06:06 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SunBurst-P5 @ Sep. 13 2002,5:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Oh I do agree! Dave may be funny, but he's not my man! LOL http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
I don't be shy, we won't tell Kurt...
...you fancy him, don't you?...
[evil cackle]
dr_sarcasm.
KurtMP3
September 13th, 2002, 06:46 PM
Trust me Amy knows where the money is
And Dave aint it http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif...She isnt into smurfs http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
September 13th, 2002, 07:48 PM
Ya hi...my name is Josh, and I'm new to the club....and I drive a 1993 Who-cares-where-people-live-and-what-they-look-like, and I'd love to see people put their car where their mouth is....
SunBurst-P5
September 13th, 2002, 08:52 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KurtMP3 @ Sep. 13 2002,7:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Trust me Amy knows where the money is
And Dave aint it http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif...She isnt into smurfs http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
No smurfs for me...the only blue i like is blue cars with shiny white rims!!!! Right Kurt?!!! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif Sorry Davey, I'm all Kurt's! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/inlove.gif
KurtMP3
September 13th, 2002, 08:54 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SunBurst-P5 @ Sep. 13 2002,9:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KurtMP3 @ Sep. 13 2002,7:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Trust me Amy knows where the money is
And Dave aint it http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif...She isnt into smurfs http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
No smurfs for me...the only blue i like is blue cars with shiny white rims!!!! Right Kurt?!!! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif Sorry Davey, I'm all Kurt's! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/inlove.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Dave has a blue car - now youre in a pickle arent ya? http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
KurtMP3
September 13th, 2002, 08:55 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gen1GT @ Sep. 13 2002,8:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ya hi...my name is Josh, and I'm new to the club....and I drive a 1993 Who-cares-where-people-live-and-what-they-look-like, and I'd love to see people put their car where their mouth is....[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
huh? http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif
SunBurst-P5
September 13th, 2002, 09:03 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KurtMP3 @ Sep. 13 2002,9:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SunBurst-P5 @ Sep. 13 2002,9:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Trust me Amy knows where the money is
And Dave aint it http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif...She isnt into smurfs http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif<span id='postcolor'>
No smurfs for me...the only blue i like is blue cars with shiny white rims!!!! Right Kurt?!!! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif Sorry Davey, I'm all Kurt's! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/inlove.gif[/quote]
Dave has a blue car - now youre in a pickle arent ya? http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
No pickle....Davey doesn't have white rims! LOL http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
SunBurst-P5
September 13th, 2002, 09:05 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gen1GT @ Sep. 13 2002,8:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ya hi...my name is Josh, and I'm new to the club....and I drive a 1993 Who-cares-where-people-live-and-what-they-look-like, and I'd love to see people put their car where their mouth is....[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Welcome to Toronto Protege Club!
Sorry, but we're just letting you get to know us now! And don't get the idea that we'll be jumping at any chance to race you or anything...we're here to meet people and have fun...not compare how fast our cars are to each others! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
KurtMP3
September 13th, 2002, 09:12 PM
Ya if you wanna yap about whoz car is faster or shinier Im sure the Toronto Civic club is looking for new members
dr_sarcasm
September 13th, 2002, 09:44 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KurtMP3 @ Sep. 13 2002,10:12)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ya if you wanna yap about whoz car is faster or shinier Im sure the Toronto Civic club is looking for new members[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
*Ouch*
Now that was just plain evil...
...I LIKE IT! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif
HAHA!
dr_sarcasm.
P.S. Now now Josh, we are welcoming you to this here board - we're just doing it in our own, err, special way...
Protege5girl
September 13th, 2002, 09:54 PM
Welcome to the club Josh!
dr_sarcasm
September 13th, 2002, 09:56 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Protege5girl @ Sep. 13 2002,10:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Welcome to the club Josh![/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Ooooooooooooooooo looky here - you are alive and kickin...sort of.
Hope the ankle/foot/leg/ is doing better?
Cheers,
dr_sarcasm.
pawood
September 13th, 2002, 10:51 PM
Welcome, welcome! You'll find a home here and never be frightened to ask questions! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
MP5Navy
September 14th, 2002, 01:50 AM
Okay... do you kids really wanna make fun of me? Fine I'm cool with that. But I must clarify that I never flirted with Amy nor did I have any intention of doing so. When did I ever say I wanted Casper's chick?! I think the Doc is putting words in my mouth. The only girls that demand my attention in this club are CandyAss and Angel - these are my only interests. Amy is fine and all but any girl who finds Kurt attractive must have bad taste. Afterall Kurt aways wears the same thing - orange pants and Oakley sunglasses everytime I see him.
Oh and CandyAss - I don't like the smurf jokes - they hurt my feelings. You rarely say anything nice anymore....
Familia 323
September 14th, 2002, 03:56 AM
Welcome to TPC, Josh ! It's great to see new members with the older gens hook up. Your limited-edition Protege is quite rare and you're lucky to own one. Hope to see ya sometime !
September 14th, 2002, 05:20 AM
Thanks Eric, I'm glad you know your cars too. If anyone was confused by my second "Hi, I'm new to this club.." thing, it was just to remind everyone what the topic was. I guess I kinda got confused with all this talk about smurfs and peoples' girlfriends http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
And with my reference to letting our cars do the talking...I thought the club was all about the cars. Well, at least that's what brought everyone together.....and what's the point of owning these exquisite pieces of machinery, if you don't race/drive them. Shining them up, and letting them sit there, with mirrors under the car....now THAT'S for the Civic drivers....
Protege5girl
September 14th, 2002, 10:53 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Sep. 14 2002,02:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The only girls that demand my attention in this club are CandyAss and Angel - these are my only interests. [/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Use me and then throw me away.....sniff sniff....
jali-p5
September 14th, 2002, 02:13 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gen1GT @ Sep. 14 2002,06:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">If anyone was confused by my second "Hi, I'm new to this club.." thing, it was just to remind everyone what the topic was. I guess I kinda got confused with all this talk about smurfs and peoples' girlfriends[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
you get used to it after a while, the threads always start on topic and then they tend to go everywhere......never fails.....but it's all in good fun......and you'll also notice that dave (mp5navy) tends to get himself stuck into these conversations time and time again, yet has a way to make it work in his favour...... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif
September 14th, 2002, 08:36 PM
I'm so happy that my first post, has had so many hits, and replies...I wish my ad on LavaLife got as many....I mean....ah..
..um....did I hit enter?
KDawgONE
September 15th, 2002, 05:30 PM
Sup josh? Im pretty familiar with the first gen BP motor through having a 91 Escort GT racer (Which just got sold the other day:() and thru currently building a 323 racer with my buddy who is a mazda mechanic. Its nice to once and a while see people other than G3s, P5s and Kurt!!!
Hey Eric! Where's a picture of my car at Brullen in your scrapbook, huh? No love for fellow G2ers???? http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif
September 15th, 2002, 06:08 PM
That's cook K Dawg, now I know who to come to for specific questions about my motor.
dr_sarcasm
September 15th, 2002, 06:21 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Sep. 14 2002,02:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">[snip]...When did I ever say I wanted Casper's chick?! I think the Doc is putting words in my mouth...[snip rest][/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Didn't put any words in your mouth. Au contraire, I suggested that Amy wants you.
HAHA!
Cheers,
dr_sarcasm.
P.S. Just kidding with all of you guys - but I'm having far too much fun playing with all these inuendos.
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