Please post the name your mom gave you in your Sig

[MP5Navy]

To all the new members of the club I would like to tell you to post your real name in your sigs.  This helps to get to know one another at the meets.  No need for all the anonimity.

[feedb4ck]

animosity??
or anonimity??

whatever.

[jali-p5]

but it's more fun to be anonymous...i'd be lucky if people are able to say my name properly...i have yet to go through a graduation with my name properly pronouced.....something about a chinese guy with a french name that tends to f*** people up.....

animosity?? is there that much tension here cause of lack of real names??

[MP5Navy]

Thanks to Otter I have corrected the mistake. I'm retarded when I'm smoking dope at work.

[Protege00]

Hi
Im Chris.
Im from Farmside and im a Protege-Aholic. http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[jali-p5]

okay, you're all going to have to explain this "side" thing to me...as you can tell by my sig, i don't have a f***ing clue which side is what and who's side i'd be on.....where is brampton, my guess is westside...or could it be northwestside?? which side has more hunnies?? that's the side i want to be in. http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif

[MP5Navy]

More hunnies? Oh that would make you the Desparate side! LOL

Bramaladesh (Brampton) is definitely WESTSIDE. If you've been paying attention the WESTSIDE is superior. Come out to the meets and you see that all the respect lies in the WEST. Let the other sides have the ladies..... The WESTSIDE guys tend to be predators, we come in smooth to scoop the prey on foreign soils. CandyAss (Kee Wee) can't stop talking to us WESTSIDE boyz.

[CarDemon]

Hey!
Another Bramptonian!
I'm actually in the 'J' sections of the projects in the development south of Professors Lake entrance. We might be moving to "Singh-Dale" soon.

[KurtMP3]

Ya KeeWee cant stop talking about how lame ass the west side guys are and how 'small' Dave is....Trust me the Farmside gets it all!

[markque]

First names, no problem. Full names - possibly one: after reading all the crap going on over at the Toronto Shit Racing...I mean Street Racing website, there's only a few of them with a higher IQ than a shoelace. Who knows what those tards are capable of? And one of them had the nerve to think we were scared. More like appauled with their lack of intelligence! Not that they could even find out what and where Waterloo is...just showing some caution for you Torontonians. This old guy would find it amusing having some skinny punk boy take a swing at him...especially a jealous one who thinks his crappy Civic or Cavalier is better. Alright...back to reality. Getting off-topic - talking nonsense (bring 'em on!http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

markque http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

(I think you can figure out it's Mark and I'm not the only one here with the name of a dog with a hairlip...)

[Killer Protege]

I'm from B-town as well and Westside is the $H!T baby!! We be pimpin and always gettin da honeys!! WESTSIDE!!!!!!

[KurtMP3]

Hey Killer you missed the point of this Forum - Put your name in you sig!

[cruisinblackp5]

That's that west-side intelligence for ya Kurt.

[ALS-protege]

Done...First name is added to my Sig...

Oh Yeah! WESTSIDE will always be the Place to Be!
And it all depends where the hunnies at...Westside will always be good enough for me.
Gotta Love the Summer Time!

[Angel]

There we go.
Real name is there, not that anyone ever calls me that.

And Buena - the 'hunnies' as you so lovingly call us seem to be focused centrally (although I did get my girlfriend to buy a P5 out in Whitby)

(and Dave - not that type of girlfriend)

[my_mp5]

For my 2 1/2 year old son "Daddy" is the name, everyone else knows me as Jack...

[Angel]

so are we allowed to call you daddy??

[pawood]

I wasn't sure when I signed up so you see my 'net moniker "pawood". I'm also known as PAW for Peter Anthony Wood, or... and this is the "business" one... Padre Peter... just don't call me late for last round! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[feedb4ck]

wow, that name works on so many levels for you PAW.

[KeeWee]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Aug. 16 2002,5:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">CandyAss (Kee Wee) can't stop talking to us WESTSIDE boyz.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Ain't that the truth. Dave is such a hottie. I mean, it might be hard to see it at first (given how itsy bitsy he is), but if you squint hard enough, you'll eventually see his strapping good looks.

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KeeWee @ Aug. 18 2002,10:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ain't that the truth. Dave is such a hottie. I mean, it might be hard to see it at first (given how itsy bitsy he is), but if you squint hard enough, you'll eventually see his strapping good looks.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
[must...hold...in...laughter...willpower...fading...]

*Snicker*

dr_sarcasm.

[pawood]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (madshrapnomuffin @ Aug. 18 2002,08:40)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">wow, that name works on so many levels for you PAW.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
And there have been so many levels where I've put it to work! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[MP5Navy]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KeeWee @ Aug. 18 2002,10:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Aug. 16 2002,5:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">CandyAss (Kee Wee) can't stop talking to us WESTSIDE boyz.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Ain't that the truth. Dave is such a hottie. I mean, it might be hard to see it at first (given how itsy bitsy he is), but if you squint hard enough, you'll eventually see his strapping good looks.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Even if you were blind you could feel Kee Wee's long firm legs. CandyAss is my favorite ToProtege.com member - the rest of you can goto hell.....

Even though I could hear KeeWee's sarcasm on the quote above I'll interpret it as the truth - makes me feel taller....

[KeeWee]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Aug. 19 2002,02:28)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">CandyAss is my favorite ToProtege.com member - the rest of you can goto hell.....[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
davey, you know you're my one and only. My dream god. I would do anything for you, Dave...wear flatter shoes...stay seated....whatever it takes to make you feel taller.... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

&quot;Candyass&quot; is going to follow me to my grave, isn't it? Should I be putting that as my banner? http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif

[feedb4ck]

lol, ah, the witty repartee between you two (dave and candy a... i mean Candice)

you kill me, you kill me two time.

[KeeWee]

Can't you just feel the tension between me and Davey? Really, my legs aren't that long. It's just that Dave's are so short.

[MP5Navy]

Very funny KeeWee.... Ha ha ha....
No really it was funny! LOL http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

I think CandyAss is a good name but I'd prefer to call you my &quot;CandyAssed KeeWee&quot;. I think you should change your alias from KeeWee (which is too CuTe for your longgggg, *tight*, swEEt buttaa-scotch body http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif ) to CandyAss!

[KeeWee]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Aug. 19 2002,10:18)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I think CandyAss is a good name but I'd prefer to call you my &quot;CandyAssed KeeWee&quot;.  I think you should change your alias from KeeWee (which is too CuTe for your longgggg, *tight*, swEEt buttaa-scotch body http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif ) to CandyAss![/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Dave..you kill me. really, you do.  http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif  What would I do without you, my DEE-LUSHOUS Davey? everyone needs someone like you to make them feel taller...

I contemplated the idea of changing my name to CandyAss...but I don't want you drooling everytime you see my name in a message...or trying to tuck yourself in under your desk... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[jali-p5]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Aug. 16 2002,5:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">More hunnies?  Oh that would make you the Desparate side! LOL[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Ha ha! funny-man dave at work again...desparate side...hehehehe...far from it... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif ...west side it is then...i'll definitely try to make it out to a meet one of these days.

Car: you are like sooooooo close to me then if you live near prof lake...i'm like right beside st. john bosco. i see a few p5's in the prof lake area, maybe your car was one of them.

as for this entire thread....i'm not sure where it's going...seemed to have digressed in another direction...mind you it's been quite a trip......

[MP5Navy]

Jali glad to see you've come to your senses and realized you get far too much pussy to need any more pussy in your clan.
Go wash your mustache and fingers....
Welcome to the WESTSIDE......

[jali-p5]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Aug. 19 2002,11:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Jali glad to see you've come to your senses and realized you get far too much pussy to need any more pussy in your clan.  
Go wash your mustache and fingers....
Welcome to the WESTSIDE......[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
hehehehehe........ http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif trying to contain the laughter...too hard...baaaaaaaahhahahahahaha.......LOL

[Angel]

Dave, it seems you and short get put into the same sentance quite often. hmmmmm, makes a girl wonder...

[MP5Navy]

Dave and short eh? Is it making you curious? I'll have to satiate the Monkey named George in you one of these days. You do know the P5's rear seats fold down don't you? Hope you aren't as tall as CandyAss cause I had a bitch of a time man-handling her in the back seat - nearly choked &quot;myself&quot; (turned my dinky black and blue) while entangled in her legs and long silky hair! Ha ha ha I'm so nasty..... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif

[SunBurst-P5]

Oh Dave you're too much.....is this your way of telling us P-girls that you need more lovin'???????? http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Angel]

Wait a minute?? You had KeeWee in the back seat, and you were chokin yourself??

She couldn't find it to 'choke' it for you??

And I doubt I'm as tall as KeeWee... she's what?? 12 feet tall or something??

[dr_sarcasm]

[wipes tear from eye]

Man, this thread has so degenerated into something much more...enjoyable! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Cheers,


dr_sarcasm.

[KeeWee]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Angel @ Aug. 19 2002,3:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">She couldn't find it to 'choke' it for you??

And I doubt I'm as tall as KeeWee... she's what?? 12 feet tall or something??[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
YEah, exactly. Went into the back seat, saw nothing, came back out. Dave didn't tell me it was going to be an expedition, or else I would've brought something handy...like a magnifying glass..or tweezer...or a flashlight...

12 feet? only in comparison with Dave. My cat would make Dave feel small.

[jali-p5]

dayam!

[MP5Navy]

Oh my...... I really don't know how to respond to all this hate.

I couldn't stop giggling to myself that I was being beaten down (with deft skill, style and wit) by two hoochies. You girls are so funny it makes me hot with passion. I just want to have the both of you snuggled between my thighs purring to my sex to give forth its sinful white nectar while staring up into my eyes with drunken with lust. While I urge on your actions with base and cursive encouragement I'll watch Candy's hand glide down from Angel's soft neck past her full breast finally to lay in between the downy junction between Angel's thighs. Angel yelps a small sigh of giddy anticipation as the coolness of Candy's fingers begin to play between the intimate folds of her flesh. Moisture is left in the wake of stimulation. Nipples start to ache with tightness. Lips engorge with discomfort - only to find release when Angel reaches for the back of Candy's feverish neck and lays her swollen lips on hers. Tongues linger between their mouths as both reach down with their hands to quell the heat of my groin. The liquid residue of Angel still warms the hand of Candy as it begins to lubricate the friction on my turgid member. The pace quickens and the sounds of the girls’ sharp inhalations begin to arouse me beyond recovery. I need release.... Angel whispers sinful secrets into my ears - her hands still performing deftly at the large task at hand - my mass shuddering in her reciprocating control. Candy can barely be seen - just the faint outline of her smooth dark hair beyond the horizon of my loins - the sounds of pleasureful moans relaying pleasure to my wet skin. The pressure builds - Candy silently calls for Angel to join her as she feels the build up of strength in her mouth. Both affix their eye to the site - seemingly innocent and unaware of what events will follow. My eyes shut down so tightly I can see colourful shapes on my eyelids, my body becomes erect. I call out in stifled breath a final warning.....

To be continued.
LOL Am I just sick or really really healthy?

[jali-p5]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif

dude, i think you need to lay off of those women's novel....but creativity is by far the best i've seen from anyone here! perhaps a new job function, ever consider being an author of trashy women's novel?? hahahahaha

[Killer Protege]

Dave u r da man!!! Can u say RED SHOE DIARIES? yeah baby yeah!!!!

[KeeWee]

Dave : You. Me. Now. http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/inlove.gif

After Dave's Harlequin romance (or more like Sex in the City) I don't know if I can show myself at any meets anymore! http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif Dave has turned me, and Angel, into porn stars. And it wouldn't be TOO bad if Dave wasn't the guy in it..... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MP5Navy @ Aug. 19 2002,5:03)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Oh my......  I really don't know how to respond to all this hate.

[snip Harlequin Romance stuff]

To be continued.
LOL Am I just sick or really really healthy?[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Dave,

After reading that - you owe me a new keyboard (something about laughing hysterically while drinking tea and having said tea spurt from nose in a forceful spray directly onto keyboard).  http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Cheers,

dr_sarcasm.
&quot;I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.&quot;

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KeeWee @ Aug. 19 2002,11:12)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Dave : You. Me. Now.   http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/inlove.gif
[snip rest][/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Ooooooooooh Ms. CandyAs...err, Candice. http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

Would you mind if I sat in during this meeting of the &quot;minds&quot; (I figure this is the only way I'll be able to get my bubble tea intro from you)?

Hugs and kisses,

dr_sarcasm.
&quot;I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.&quot;

[feedb4ck]

Well, if you're looking for someone to replace Dave in the storyline, I can think of a few suggestions - well, one really good suggestion at least. lol

[jali-p5]

i'm thinking this whole thing would be much funnier if i knew who most of you were and what you looked like....having said that it's still funny laughing about a couple of central strangers who have been whorified by dave (westside no doubt)..... http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif

[KeeWee]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (dr_sarcasm @ Aug. 20 2002,12:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">After reading that - you owe me a new keyboard (something about laughing hysterically while drinking tea and having said tea spurt from nose in a forceful spray directly onto keyboard).  http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
You sure it was just tea?  http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif

Dave would do anything to get us Central Girls all turned on and wanting him. But little does he know, size really does matter.....and well.... being 3 apples high ain't cuttin' it. http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[markque]

So when does this thread end and the live chat program begin?
Seems like some insider info is being missed here...

Mark http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

[dr_sarcasm]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KeeWee @ Aug. 20 2002,10:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You sure it was just tea?  http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif
Dave would do anything to get us Central Girls all turned on and wanting him. But little does he know, size really does matter.....and well.... being 3 apples high ain't cuttin' it.  http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
You, my dear, are just naughty...I like that in a tall woman. http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Cheers,

dr_sarcasm.

[CrazyCaker]

BUMP!

Just because it's one of the first posts and I found it funny reading it :p

[KDawgONE]

OMG...Joe, you sooooo FIZZED this thread!

[CrazyCaker]

hahaha that was the idea

[Logan]

Whatever happened to Moe anyway?

[Scooter]

He lost interest in his car and started Dog Shows instead.

No joke

[CrazyCaker]

^ haha that's hilirious

He was the first person I meet from the club.

[KDawgONE]

I think he actually married didnt he?

[Scooter]

I think he actually married didnt he?

he married a dog?

[Johnny5]

nope, no married but bought another dog though

[ChopstickHero]

wow, old thread!

anybody ever hear from pawood? i know he was still giving mass at a church somewhere in Erin Mills when i last saw him...

[YP5 Toronto]

good old pawood and dr sarcasm.... perfect example of the spectrum that this club has.

[Diddy]

i see moe every now and then at the mcdonalds near our work...he works like 30 seconds away from where im workin