Sighting MP5Navy

[ALS-protege]

Hey Buddy.
Saw you at Sq1 last night at Marche Bar with a female...

Sorry it was just a short wave but I was a bit in a rush and at the same time on the phone...

Anyways...talk to you later

[MP5Navy]

Hey Alex.

I'm surprised you even noticed me - you looked like a business executive making a very important trade on your cell phone. Yeah, it was good to see you too. Too bad we didn't have an opportunity to talk. I would've introduced you to my mom! LOL The female was my mom. We were out having some beer and food at the Marche Bar. My mom and me like to go out and get buzzed together. LOL I guess we're the equivalent to white trash. My mom's cooler than anyone elses.

[ALS-protege]

After I left, I was thinking..."I bet ya he didn't know who the hell I was"...

So that was your mom eh!...sounds like a cool mom and good to see a mom and son having that kind of a relationship....

But "MY MOM IS COOLER"

[MP5Navy]

Gimme a break Alex.

My mom would kick the fake eye lashes off your mom.

MY MOM IS COOLEST!

[ALS-protege]

Uh Oh!
Do I smell Momma Jokes???
I don't want to go there...

Westside Mom's are the coolest then...except MP5Navy's and my mom are cooler.
They brought us up so well...Look how we turned out!

Done!

[MP5Navy]

I heard that Nick's mom is so fat that when she went bungee jumping - she jumped straight to hell.

I also heard that Kurt's mom's teeth are so yellow that when she yawns traffic slows down.

I also heard that Ed's mom is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

[CarDemon]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/aircraft-carrier-35.jpg
Attention all FA-18 Tomcat Personelle, please standby for take-off. There is indications of TPC's Lyrical Weapons of Mass Emotional Destruction being launched from the Orient. Please turn all Radar Jammers, Spoof Systems off until advised, fly low to avoid detection and keep radio silence.

[MP5Navy]

NOTICE TO NORTH KOREAN HIGH COMMAND:
F-18s have been spotted in North Korean air space. Deploy MiG-29s to intercept and engage the target.
Click below to see what happens to nosey Americans.
North Korean jets intercept U.S. plane (http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1035778576962&call_page=TS_News&call_pageid=968332188492&call_pagepath=News/News)


http://www.sci.fi/~fta/paris892.gif

[CarDemon]

Attention all flight deck personelle and pilots, pleased be advised this was just a test. Please remain in cockpit till DEFCON lowers to 3. It seems as if the North Korean High Command is conducting test well within its U.N. sovereign rights. However, we will be sending in this..
http://www.fighter-planes.com/thumbn/f117_r.jpg
It has already been there and back taking photographs and recording conversations.

[CarDemon]

Please be advised this Lyrical TPC potential Terrorist List also applies to Kurt Bumjester(Lyrical Crop Duster), Taxmasta(Jack Daniel Boone) and Mussolinni(Dr. Sarcasm). There are some others under surveillance now too.