Funny Sex storys

[Protege5 Kid]

Posted by Protege5 Girl:

I wanted to surprise an ex b/f of mine (he was a b/f at the time), so my friend talked me into going to a sex shop. Anyway after looking around for an hour my g/f and I both decided on buying these vibrator kit things. (the package came with like a bunch of attachments and vanilla motion lotion). Anyway, I was living at my grandmas house at the time and she was in California for the winter. One day i go out to the mall, I come back and my grandma, my mom and my aunt are home. They had cleaned up my room and there STANDING on my dresser were the toys. They had lined them up from shortest to tallest. I wanted to die. To make matters worse, I went out that night and when I came home there was a shoe box on my bed. The next day my grandma told me i could put all my toys in there.

[Protege5 Kid]

I'll got tones..but i'll start with a mildly tame one, untill i see that others are sharing their deep embarassing storys.

I was with my x-gf (not natasha). I was at the side of the bed going "down town". Now i should mention that my x's dog was in the room quite a bit during our "matress dance sessions"....what do i care i'm getting booty. Well i finish my Bizznass got up, to start my fury and out of no where her dog jumps up and takes a quick lick of her "camel toe"...We looked then looked at the dog and laughed and laughed and laughed

I asked her after...who better..LOL

[Jika]

lol you wanna see some sweet pics next to porn?

www.wickedweasel.com

ahem... it's a CLOTHING company.

[JTang]

hahaha, i've noticed that the clothing was only a part of what they really focused in on ... i noticed a theme http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[YP5 Toronto]

I don't know how well I can tell this story but here I go.... (try and keep it semi taste-full).

I was still in highschool and me and me ex-gf (not frances) and we didn't have anywhere to go to get our teenage needs on. So I drove around her area untill we came across a public school. It was late and dark so we drove around to the other side in the corner, where we thought we could not be seen. Just as things were getting good, cloths are off, the windows are steaming up....a car pulls up and highbeams the car. Two figures come out of the car as we both scramble for our cloths. The next thing I know there is a badge pressed up against the window.

"We just want to ask the girl if she is okay?"

My girlfriend replied in the most frightened voice that she was. The cop recommended that we get the rest of our clothes on and go home.

Needless to say......we didn't do it in the car ever again.


.....wait a second....we did.... LOL http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Protege00]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (YP5 Toronto @ Oct. 24 2002,01:15)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I was still in highschool and me and me ex-gf (not frances) and we didn't have anywhere to go to get our teenage needs on.  So I drove around her area untill we came across a public school.  It was late and dark so we drove around to the other side in the corner, where we thought we could not be seen.  Just as things were getting good, cloths are off, the windows are steaming up....a car pulls up and highbeams the car.  Two figures come out of the car as we both scramble for our cloths.  The next thing I know there is a badge pressed up against the window.

&quot;We just want to ask the girl if she is okay?&quot;  

My girlfriend replied in the most frightened voice that she was.  The cop recommended that we get the rest of our clothes on and go home.

Needless to say......we didn't do it in the car ever again.


.....wait a second....we did.... LOL http://msg.toprotege.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Exact same story coming from here....Only difference is I was stopped on the side of dirt road, first had a tow truck come up behind me, then a cop...I see a uniform coming from out my back window, so I jump in the drivers seat and try to pull my pants up....cop comes to the window and tells me im stopped in the middle of the road and to get home.

Had it happen at the Public School here to, only it was a damned security gaurd....

I'll try and think up a few more stories....

[EvolutionIV]

...there was this one time in band camp...

haha..

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